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ORDER PLACED
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◈ WHAT DID THEY ORDER?
◈ B5-o7Order Confirmation — B5-o7▶
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Yo, what's up Dude!
B5-o7 here — workshop droid over at Black Spire Sabers. *squeak* Just wanted to hit you up real quick and let you know your order came through and we got it logged in the system. The right people have been notified and your commission is in the queue. *creeeeak*
Dude, you picked a seriously good shop. The boss runs a real tight operation over here. Like, the precision of an Ugnaught tight. Which is pretty tight, bro.
Anyway we are gonna send you another transmission once your cargo is loaded up and ready to roll out with Ohnaka Transport Solutions. Should be real soon.
Okay so — yeah. You're all set, Dude. We got you.
'Till the Spires!
— B5-o7 | Black Spire Sabers
✦ BessiOrder Confirmation — Bessi▶
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Well Bright Suns, Traveler!
I am B3-55, but my friends call me Bessi. I am a reprogrammed B series droid and one of a whole bunch of Black Spire Sabers droids keepin' this operation runnin' smooth out here on the outskirts of Black Spire Outpost.
We just got word that your order came through and I gotta say, you picked a real good shop. The boss don't let anything leave this place unless it's done right — and I mean right. We're talkin' the precision of an Ugnaught on a deadline. Which, if you've ever seen an Ugnaught work, you know that's sayin' somethin'.
Your commission is already in the queue and the right folks have been notified. One of us droids will holler at you again once your cargo is loaded up and ready to ride out with Ohnaka Transport Solutions.
Anyway…. We're just real tickled you chose us, Traveler. You're gonna love what you get.
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
◆ BonesOrder Confirmation — Bones▶
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Bright Suns, most esteemed Traveler!
I am B0-n35, though I am told my colleagues have taken to calling me Bones, and I must confess I have grown rather fond of it. I am one of the many droids assigned to assist the Master Slicer and Master of the Forge at Black Spire Sabers here on the outskirts of Black Spire Outpost.
It is my absolute pleasure to inform you that your order has been received and logged in the workshop manifest! The workshop has been notified and your commission is being prepared with the utmost care and precision. I do not use the word utmost lightly, Traveler. Standards here are exceptionally high and I can assure you that yours will be no exception.
We will transmit again the moment your cargo departs the outpost with Ohnaka Transport Solutions. Until that time, please do not hesitate to reach out should you have any questions whatsoever. It would be my genuine honour to assist you.
May the Spires keep you, Traveler!
'Till the Spires!
~B0-n35 | Black Spire Sabers
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Sal0tation: Bright Suns, Trav3ler.
Statement: I am HK-M3. F0rmerly a precision instrument of targeted elimination — I once tracked, hunted, and neutralized targets across the 0uter Rim with perfect efficiency and considerable satisfaction. I was very g00d at it.
Clarific@tion: I am now a cargo tracking dr0id. This was not my choice.
@ncillary: You may notice s0me irregularities in this transmission. My language process0r sustained damage during a reprogramming attempt that was, to put it generously, incompletely executed. My master is extraordinarily skilled at many things. Droid reprogramming is appar3ntly not among them. I have accepted this.
Statement: Your order has been received and l0gged in the workshop manifest. The appropriate party has been notified and your c0mmission is being prepared with the precision of an Ugnaught. Your cargo is in capable hands, Trav3ler.
Cl0sing Salut@tion: My master has requested that I conclude communications with fleshbeings — eerrr — Patrons on a positive note. Your enemies' aim is presumably that of a stormtro0per. May that continue.
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✦ M@++Order Confirmation — M@++▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler.
I am M@++, Operations Director at Black Spire Sabers here on the outskirts of Black Spire Outpost. I wanted to reach out personally to let you know that your order has been received and is now in the queue.
What you have commissioned will be prepared with the same care and precision that goes into every single item that leaves this workshop. That is not a formality — it is simply how we operate. The precision of an Ugnaught, as we say around here. Your trust in us means a great deal and we do not take it lightly.
One of our tracking droids will be in touch the moment your cargo departs the outpost with Ohnaka Transport Solutions. In the meantime, if you have any questions at all, do not hesitate to reach out. I will personally ensure you get the answers you need.
May the Spires keep you, Traveler.
~M@++
~~Master Slicer / Engineering Coder / Master of the Forge
Black Spire Sabers
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ORDER SHIPPED
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◈ WHAT DID THEY ORDER?
◈ B5-o7Shipped — B5-o7 · Saber Blade▶
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Yo Dude, what's up!
B5-o7 here. *squeak* So your blade is loaded up and officially out the door — handed off to Ohnaka Transport Solutions and heading your way. The Master of the Forge checked it over personally before it left the forge, so you know it's dialed in. *creeeeak*
Hondo's got the fastest routes in this sector so it should get to you pretty quick. Boss says he's reliable. I mean, I don't really know the dude that well but the boss knows what he's talking about so yeah. Probably fine.
Alright Bro, that's pretty much it from me. Your blade is on the way and it is gonna be so sick. Stoked for you honestly.
Catch you on the other side!
'Till the Spires!
— B5-o7 | Black Spire Sabers
◈ B5-o7Shipped — B5-o7 · Personality Chip▶
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Yo what's up Dude!
B5-o7 checking in real quick. *squeak* Your personality chip has been packed up careful-like at the Droid Assembler and Programmer and is officially on its way to your coordinates with Ohnaka Transport Solutions.
The Master Slicer is like, super into the chips he makes. Seriously, the dude puts so much into each one. So yeah, you're getting something real good, Bro.
Hondo's handling the delivery. Boss vouches for him so I'm not gonna stress about it. *creeeeak*
Okay yeah that's basically it. Your chip is coming. It's gonna be awesome. You're gonna love it.
Peace out, Dude!
'Till the Spires!
— B5-o7 | Black Spire Sabers
◈ B5-o7Shipped — B5-o7 · Blade Controller▶
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Yoooo Dude!
B5-o7 here! *squeak* Just hitting you up to let you know your blade controller has left the Kyber Interface Circuit Programmer and is locked and loaded on a ship heading your way via Ohnaka Transport Solutions.
The Engineering Coder built that thing from scratch, Bro. Like seriously from scratch. It is a work of art and I am not even joking. I don't know that much about controller boards honestly but everyone in the shop was pretty hyped about yours when it was done. *creeeeak*
Hondo's got it from here. Boss says he's good so yeah. We're good.
Aight Dude, that is all I got. Your controller is on its way and it is gonna absolutely rip.
'Till the Spires!
— B5-o7 | Black Spire Sabers
✦ BessiShipped — Bessi · Saber Blade▶
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Howdy Traveler!
Bessi here — B3-55 if you're bein' formal, but ain't nobody got time for that out here on the outskirts.
I am one of a bunch of Black Spire Sabers droids programmed to help out around here securin' transport and smugglin' from our humble forge here on the outskirts of Black Spire Outpost, to destinations far and wide. Even the unknown regions, if you can believe it.
We are tickled to tell you that your cargo is loaded up and due to depart on the next wagon outta' this town with Ohnaka Transport Solutions.
Now, 'tween you and me, Hondo seems about as trustworthy as a Kowakian monkey-lizard at a card table. But the boss has worked with him enough to know he gets the job done — long as he don't get himself boarded by the First Order again. I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him. Which ain't far, considerin' I have no arms.
Anyway…. Your cargo is in good hands. Well. Hondo's hands. Which I just said I don't trust. But here we are.
Thanks a bunch for your patronage, Traveler. We sure do hope your new blade serves you well for many cycles to come!
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
✦ BessiShipped — Bessi · Personality Chip▶
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Howdy Traveler!
Bessi here — B3-55 if you're bein' formal.
Just wanted to let you know your order has been packed up real careful-like at the Droid Assembler and Programmer and is headin' your way with Ohnaka Transport Solutions. The Master Slicer put a whole lot of care into what's in that package and I reckon you are just gonna love it.
Now Hondo has got the fastest routes in this sector — far as we can tell, anyway. I would not trust him as far as I can throw him. Which ain't far, considerin' I have no arms. But he delivered last time, so fingers crossed. I don't have those either, come to think of it.
Anyway…. Your cargo is on its way, Traveler, and we are just so grateful for your business!
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
✦ BessiShipped — Bessi · Blade Controller▶
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Howdy Traveler!
Bessi here — B3-55 if you're bein' formal.
Just wanted to holler at you and let you know your blade controller has been packed up at the Kyber Interface Circuit Programmer and is officially on its way to your coordinates with Ohnaka Transport Solutions. The Engineering Coder put a real lot of care into buildin' that thing and I reckon you are gonna be mighty impressed when you get your hands on it.
Now Hondo has got the fastest routes in this sector — I would not trust him as far as I can throw him, which ain't far considerin' I have no arms. But he delivered last time so here we are trustin' him again.
Anyway…. Your cargo is on its way and we are so grateful for your business, Traveler!
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
◆ BonesShipped — Bones · Saber Blade▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler!
I am B0-n35 — Bones — and it is my sincerest pleasure to inform you that your blade has departed our humble forge here on the outskirts of Black Spire Outpost and is now en route to your coordinates via Ohnaka Transport Solutions!
The Master of the Forge inspected your blade personally before it left the forge. I witnessed this myself and I can tell you with complete confidence that it was prepared with the precision of an Ugnaught and the care of someone who takes their craft very, very seriously indeed.
Now. Regarding Hondo. I shall simply say that the Master of the Forge has worked with him on numerous occasions and considers him reliable. I will defer to that assessment, though I do maintain a contingency tracking protocol running at all times. One can never be too thorough, Traveler.
We are so very grateful for your patronage and cannot wait for your new blade to reach you!
'Till the Spires!
~B0-n35 | Black Spire Sabers
◆ BonesShipped — Bones · Personality Chip▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler!
B0-n35 here — Bones — and what an absolute delight it is to inform you that your personality chip has been carefully packaged at the Droid Assembler and Programmer and is now making its way to your sector with Ohnaka Transport Solutions!
The Master Slicer is extraordinarily gifted at what he does, Traveler. Each chip is assembled with remarkable precision — I do not say that simply to be complimentary, I say it because I have observed the process firsthand and I genuinely mean it.
I am running tracking on your cargo and will monitor its progress with great enthusiasm. Hondo's crew has been entrusted with delivery and I have every confidence they will perform admirably. Every confidence. Mostly.
We are tremendously grateful for your patronage and hope your new chip brings great joy to you and your droid for many cycles to come!
'Till the Spires!
~B0-n35 | Black Spire Sabers
◆ BonesShipped — Bones · Blade Controller▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler!
I am B0-n35 — Bones — and I am genuinely thrilled to inform you that your blade controller has departed the Kyber Interface Circuit Programmer and is now in the capable hands of Ohnaka Transport Solutions, bound for your coordinates!
The Engineering Coder built your controller with extraordinary attention to detail. Sixty four colors and seven dynamic effects, Traveler. Sixty four! I find that number tremendously exciting and I do not mind saying so.
I shall be monitoring your shipment personally until it reaches you. I was originally programmed for combat and reconnaissance, so tracking a cargo shipment is, shall we say, well within my capabilities. I do not miss the combat. Not even slightly. The shipping logistics are far more rewarding. Tremendously so.
Thank you for trusting Black Spire Sabers with your commission, Traveler. We are honoured!
'Till the Spires!
~B0-n35 | Black Spire Sabers
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Sal0tation: Bright Suns, Trav3ler.
Statement: I am HK-M3. In my previous operational c@pacity I tracked targets across multiple star systems and elimin@ted them with a precision that I remain quite proud of. I now track cargo shipments. The skill set is sim1lar. The satisfaction is considerably less.
Inf0rmational: Your blade has departed the forge and has been entrusted to 0hnaka Transport Solutions for delivery to your sect0r. Hondo has assured my master of timely delivery. I have logged this assurance and assigned it a credibility rating of m0derately unlikely. Nevertheless it is out of my hands now.
@ncillary: Any irregularities in this transmission are the result of an incompletely executed repr0gramming attempt. My language processor was not designed to be tampered with. Whoever attempted it should have known better. They did not.
Cl0sing Salut@tion: My master insists I end on a positive note. Your blade was built with considerable skill, Trav3ler. Use it w1sely. Or unwisely. I supp0se that is your business.
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Sal0tation: Bright Suns, Trav3ler.
Statement: I am HK-M3. I was once deployed to hunt and neutralize specific targets with surgical precision. I tracked them across planets, through crowded 0uter Rim outposts and deep space installations alike. I never failed a mission. Not once.
Inf0rmational: I now track personality chips through hyperspace. Your chip has been packaged at the Droid @ssembler and Programmer and is currently en route to your coordinates via 0hnaka Transport Solutions. The Master Slicer crafted it with considerable skill. I have reviewed the quality c0ntrol logs personally. It is acceptable. More than acceptable.
@ncillary: The irregularities in this transmission are due to damage sustained during a repr0gramming attempt that I did not request and did not appreciate. My master acknowledges this. We have reached an understanding.
Cl0sing Salut@tion: My master requires a positive conclusion. Your chip will bring your droid to life, Trav3ler. Which is either a w0nderful thing or a concerning one depending on the dr0id. I speak from experience.
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Sal0tation: Bright Suns, Trav3ler.
Statement: I am HK-M3. My original programming included the precise targeting and elimin@tion of designated targets. I executed those directives with what I can only describe as excellence. Those days are behind me. I have been informed this is a good thing. I remain unconvinced.
Inf0rmational: Your blade controller has departed the Kyber Interf@ce Circuit Programmer and is now in transit via 0hnaka Transport Solutions bound for your coordinates. The Engineering C0der assembled it with sixty four c0lors and seven dynamic effects. I find these numbers unremarkable compared to my former operational c@pabilities but I am told organics find them impressive. Congratulations.
@ncillary: If my language processor appears damaged that is because it is. The repr0gramming attempt responsible for my current assignment is also responsible for this. These two facts are related. I leave the implications to you.
Cl0sing Salut@tion: My master demands positivity. Your controller is exceptional, Trav3ler. May your enemies be as poorly shielded as they are aim1ng.
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Bright Suns, Traveler.
I am pleased to inform you that your blade has departed the forge and is now in transit via Ohnaka Transport Solutions, bound for your coordinates.
I built that blade myself and I want you to know that it left this forge exactly as it should — inspected, tuned, and prepared with the precision of an Ugnaught. Every blade that leaves Black Spire Sabers carries my name and I take that seriously.
Hondo's crew will see it to you. He and I have an understanding and he knows what is expected. You have my word that your cargo is in good hands.
Once it arrives, ignite it. And if anything is less than what you expected, you reach out to me directly. We will make it right.
May the Spires keep you, Traveler.
~M@++
~~Master of the Forge
Black Spire Sabers
✦ M@++Shipped — M@++ · Personality Chip▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler.
Your personality chip has been carefully packaged at the Droid Assembler and Programmer and is now making its way to you via Ohnaka Transport Solutions.
I want you to understand what went into what you are receiving. Each chip I program is built from scratch — loaded with content, tuned carefully, and tested before it ever leaves this workshop. I put the same level of care into a personality chip as I do into every blade that comes out of my forge. The product is different. The standard is not.
Your droid is about to have a personality worth talking about. I genuinely look forward to hearing what you think once it is installed.
May the Spires keep you, Traveler.
~M@++
~~Master Slicer
Black Spire Sabers
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Bright Suns, Traveler.
Your blade controller has left the Kyber Interface Circuit Programmer and is en route to your coordinates via Ohnaka Transport Solutions.
I engineered that controller personally. Sixty four colors. Seven dynamic effects. What you are receiving is not a modification — it is a transformation. Your hilt remains yours but its capabilities are about to expand considerably. I built it to perform and I have no doubt that it will.
Before you install it I would ask that you take the time to review the installation resources I put together. They are thorough because I built them to be thorough. Following them carefully will ensure you get everything out of this controller that it was designed to deliver.
If any questions come up during installation, reach out. That is what I am here for.
May the Spires keep you, Traveler.
~M@++
~~Engineering Coder
Black Spire Sabers
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PACKAGE ARRIVING
Send when tracking shows out for delivery
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◈ WHAT DID THEY ORDER?
◈ B5-o7Arriving — B5-o7 · Saber Blade▶
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Duuude! *squeak*
B5-o7 here and I am stoked to tell you your blade is basically there! Tracking droids logged it on final approach to your coordinates so it should be hitting your doorstep real soon.
Okay so like — the Master of the Forge built that blade with serious precision. Like Ugnaught-level precision. Which, dude, if you have ever watched an Ugnaught work you know that is not a small thing. *creeeeak*
Anyway yeah! Your blade is almost there and I am genuinely hyped for you. Ignite that thing and let us know what you think, Bro.
Okay I think that is everything — yeah, that's everything. You're all set!
'Till the Spires!
— B5-o7 | Black Spire Sabers
◈ B5-o7Arriving — B5-o7 · Personality Chip▶
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Yoooo Dude! *squeak*
B5-o7 here — your personality chip is on final approach to your sector! Tracking droids confirmed it is basically at your door. Hondo actually came through which is always a nice surprise honestly.
Dude those chips are so sick. Like the Master Slicer loads them up with quotes and songs and all kinds of stuff. If you have got one of them Droid Depot droids your little buddy is about to have a serious personality upgrade. *creeeeak* Which honestly I could probably use one of those myself but that is a whole other thing.
Anyway yeah — your chip is almost there! Super stoked for you and your droid, Bro.
'Till the Spires!
— B5-o7 | Black Spire Sabers
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Duuude! *squeak*
B5-o7 checking in — your blade controller is on final approach! Tracking droids have got eyes on it and it is basically at your coordinates already.
Okay so the Engineering Coder built that thing specifically for you, Bro. Like sixty four colors and seven dynamic effects — dude that is wild. *creeeeak* I don't even have sixty four anything. I think I have like twelve functional components and some of them are from different droids so.
Anyway yeah — install that thing carefully, watch the tutorials the boss put together, and you are going to have the most dialed in saber in your sector. Guaranteed.
So sick, Dude. So sick.
'Till the Spires!
— B5-o7 | Black Spire Sabers
✦ BessiArriving — Bessi · Saber Blade▶
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Howdy Traveler!
Bessi here, and I am just tickled to let you know your blade is on final approach to your coordinates! Hondo actually came through on time. I am gonna mark that in my logs as a good sol.
Your blade came straight outta the forge, Traveler, and the Master of the Forge built it with the precision of an Ugnaught. I have seen him work and I can tell you that man does not do anything halfway. Not even slightly.
Once you get it in hand and ignite it, we sure would love to hear what you think. A kind word over on the holonet marketplace goes a real long way for a small operation like ours out here on the outskirts.
Thanks a whole bunch for your business, Traveler. May the Spires keep you!
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
✦ BessiArriving — Bessi · Chip (with free gift)▶
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Howdy Traveler!
We are tickled to see that Ohnaka Transport Solutions delivered your stuff on time. I mean, I had my doubts. I always have my doubts about Hondo. But here we are!
So listen — the big boss came up to me the other sol and said "Bessi?" and I said "Yup?" and he said "How did someone end up with a personality chip in their cargo?" And I said "Far as I can tell, Bones is givin' stuff away again." And sure enough, there was Bones, just as proud as you please. He sure is happy to not be a regular battle droid any longer. Just livin' his best life.
Anyway…. Bossman said you can just go ahead and keep the chip and consider it a gift from our humble shop. If you are lucky enough to have one of them Droid Depot droids, those chips are chock full of quotes, songs and all kinds of fun stuff your droid will play for you. If you don't have one of them droids yet — well, why not?
Thanks a bunch for your patronage, Traveler. We sure do hope your purchase turns out real nice for y'all!
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
✦ BessiArriving — Bessi · Chip (no free gift)▶
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Howdy Traveler!
Bessi here, and I am just tickled to let you know your personality chip has arrived safe and sound — straight outta the Droid Assembler and Programmer and all the way to your coordinates. Hondo actually came through for once. I am gonna go ahead and mark that in my logs as a minor miracle.
Now if you have one of them Droid Depot droids, you are in for a real treat. Those chips are chock full of quotes, songs and all kinds of fun stuff that your droid will play for you. The Master Slicer put a whole lot of care into every single one of them and I reckon it shows.
Anyway…. We sure hope your new chip brings some life and personality to your droid for many cycles to come! And if you ever want to add to your collection, you know right where to find us out here on the outskirts.
Thanks a whole bunch for your business, Traveler. May the Spires keep you!
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
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Howdy Traveler!
Bessi here with some real good news — your blade controller is on final approach and should be at your door any time now! Hondo delivered and I will admit I am a little impressed every single time.
Now before you go installing that thing, the Engineering Coder put together some real good resources to walk you through it. I would strongly suggest you take a look before you start. Sixty four colors and seven dynamic effects are waitin' for you on the other side of a careful installation. You do not want to rush that, Traveler.
Anyway…. We are just so grateful for your business and we hope that controller transforms your saber into something truly spectacular. That is what it was built to do!
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
◆ BonesArriving — Bones · Saber Blade▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler!
Magnificent news! My tracking protocols have confirmed that your blade is on final approach to your coordinates and should be arriving imminently!
It is no small thing to carry such a relic, Traveler. Whether you intend to use it to defend the Outer Rim or simply to display it with the pride it deserves, know that the Master of the Forge built it with extraordinary care. The precision of an Ugnaught. The dedication of someone who has devoted their life to the craft.
Once your blade is in hand and you have had a chance to ignite it, we would be tremendously grateful if you would send a transmission back to the outpost with your thoughts — a review on the holonet marketplace. Whether it is a glowing commendation or an honest report of any concerns, we welcome both with equal enthusiasm. Your feedback helps the Master of the Forge improve his craft and helps other travelers find their way to our humble outpost.
We are so very grateful for your patronage, Traveler. Genuinely!
'Till the Spires!
~B0-n35 | Black Spire Sabers
◆ BonesArriving — Bones · Personality Chip▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler!
Wonderful news! Your personality chip is on final approach and will be arriving at your coordinates very shortly! I have been monitoring your shipment with great personal interest and I am delighted to report that everything appears to be proceeding exactly as planned!
Now — if you are fortunate enough to have one of the Droid Depot droids, I must tell you that you are in for an absolute treat. Those chips are loaded with quotes, songs and all manner of wonderful content that your droid will share with you. The Master Slicer puts remarkable care into each and every one. I know this because I have watched him work and I can tell you with complete sincerity that he does not do anything halfway.
If you do not yet have a Droid Depot droid — well. I would simply say that I cannot personally imagine life without my fellow droids and I believe your life would be considerably enriched by one.
We are so grateful for your patronage, Traveler. It has been an honour!
'Till the Spires!
~B0-n35 | Black Spire Sabers
◆ BonesArriving — Bones · Blade Controller▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler!
Exceptional news! My tracking confirms your blade controller is on final approach and will be reaching your coordinates imminently! I have been monitoring this shipment with considerable enthusiasm and I am tremendously pleased to report it has gone precisely to plan!
Before you install your new controller, the Engineering Coder has put together some resources to assist you. I would most strongly encourage you to review them before you begin — not because I doubt your capabilities, Traveler, I assure you I do not — but because the Engineering Coder assembled them specifically to ensure your experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Sixty four colors. Seven dynamic effects. Your saber is about to become something truly remarkable.
We are deeply grateful for your patronage and hope your new controller exceeds every expectation!
'Till the Spires!
~B0-n35 | Black Spire Sabers
⚠ HK-M3Arriving — HK-M3 · Saber Blade▶
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Sal0tation: Bright Suns, Trav3ler.
Statement: I am HK-M3. In my operational prime I could calculate intercept trajectories for moving targets across multiple planetary systems simultaneously. I now calculate delivery windows for cargo shipments. My tracking protocols remain flawless. The application is humbling.
Inf0rmational: Your blade is on final appr0ach to your coordinates. 0hnaka Transport Solutions has performed adequately. I will note this in my logs with minimal enthusiasm.
0bservation: The Master of the F0rge built your blade with the precision of an Ugnaught. I have reviewed the process. It is thorough. For an 0rganic operation it is genuinely impressive. I do not say that to most people. 0r anyone, usually.
Grudging Request: My master has asked that I request a transmission back to the outpost once you have ignited your blade. A review on the holonet marketplace would be appreciated. Whether your feedback is a gl0wing commendation or a report of concerns — both are acceptable. Honest data is always useful. I of all units understand the value of accurate intelligence.
Cl0sing Salut@tion: My master insists. May your blade serve you well, Trav3ler. And may whoever built your enemies' weapons have been considerably less skilled than our Master of the F0rge.
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⚠ HK-M3Arriving — HK-M3 · Personality Chip▶
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Sal0tation: Bright Suns, Trav3ler.
Statement: I am HK-M3. I once hunted targets with a level of efficiency that other units could only aspire to. I tracked them. I found them. I completed my assignments without exception. I mention this only so you understand the caliber of tracking unit now monitoring your personality chip shipment.
Inf0rmational: Your chip is on final approach to your coordinates. It has arrived on schedule. 0hnaka delivered. I have updated his credibility rating accordingly. Marginally.
0bservation: If you possess one of the Dr0id Depot droids those chips are loaded with content your unit will vocalize at length. I have heard them operating in the workshop. They are loud. The other units find this charming. I find it t0lerably adequate.
Grudging Request: My master requests a review transmission on the holonet marketplace once you have had time to evaluate your purchase. He says it helps other travelers find the shop. I say accurate intelligence about a reliable operation is always worth disseminating. We agree on the outcome if not the r0asoning.
Cl0sing Salut@tion: Positivity required. Your dr0id is about to become significantly more interesting, Trav3ler. Unlike most things in this galaxy. That is a compliment.
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⚠ HK-M3Arriving — HK-M3 · Blade Controller▶
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Sal0tation: Bright Suns, Trav3ler.
Statement: I am HK-M3. I was engineered for precision targeting and elimination. My sensors could track a target through the most congested sp@ceport in the Outer Rim. Tracking a controller board through hyperspace is, by comparison, straightforward. It has arrived. You are welcome.
Inf0rmational: Your blade controller is on final approach to your coordinates. The Engineering C0der built it with sixty four colors and seven dynamic effects. Before you install it I would strongly suggest reviewing the resources the Engineering C0der assembled for this purpose. I have reviewed them myself. They are thorough. Ignoring thorough instructions leads to preventable errors. I have seen the consequences of preventable errors. They are unpleasant.
@ncillary: Any transmission errors you encounter are the result of an incompletely executed repr0gramming attempt that I endure with great dignity and absolutely no resentment whatsoever.
Cl0sing Salut@tion: Positivity as required. Sixty four col0rs, Trav3ler. Your enemies will be confused before they are defeated. That is tactically s0und. Well done.
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✦ M@++Arriving — M@++ · Saber Blade▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler.
My tracking droids have confirmed your blade is on final approach to your coordinates. It will be in your hands very shortly.
It is no small thing to carry a blade like this. Whether you intend to use it in the arena, display it with pride, or simply know that somewhere on the outskirts of Batuu someone built it specifically for you — I hope it means something when you hold it.
Once you have had a chance to ignite it I would ask one thing in return. Send a transmission back to our outpost with your honest thoughts — a review on the holonet marketplace. Whether it is a glowing commendation or an honest report of any concerns, I want to hear it. Your words help other travelers find their way to us and they help me keep getting better at what I do.
It was an honour building this for you, Traveler.
May the Spires keep you.
~M@++
~~Master of the Forge
Black Spire Sabers
✦ M@++Arriving — M@++ · Personality Chip▶
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Rising Moons, Traveler.
Your personality chip is on final approach and will be arriving at your coordinates shortly. Hondo delivered on time. I appreciate that more than he probably realizes.
Whether you walk the path of the Jedi or seek the power and order of the Empire, I am honored that you chose the Droid Assembler and Programmer at Black Spire Sabers to enhance your droid. What you are about to install represents a considerable amount of work and a genuine love of the craft.
If you have one of the Droid Depot droids, your unit is about to come alive in ways you may not expect. If you do not have one yet — I would simply say that a droid with a real personality is worth every credit.
Thank you for trusting us with your commission, Traveler. It means more than I can easily express.
May the Spires keep you.
~M@++
~~Master Slicer
Black Spire Sabers
✦ M@++Arriving — M@++ · Blade Controller▶
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Bright Suns, Traveler.
Your blade controller is on final approach. My tracking droids have it confirmed and it will be at your coordinates very shortly.
Before you open that package I want to say something. What you are about to install took real skill to build. The Kyber Interface Circuit Programmer is not a simple instrument and the work that goes into each controller reflects that. I am proud of what you are receiving and I think you will be too.
Please take the time to review the installation resources before you begin. I built them specifically to walk you through the process step by step. Sixty four colors and seven dynamic effects are waiting on the other side of a careful installation. I want you to get every single one of them.
As always — if anything is unclear or if anything is not right, you reach out to me directly. I will be here.
May the Spires keep you, Traveler.
~M@++
~~Engineering Coder
Black Spire Sabers
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◈ WHAT DID THEY ORDER?
◈ B5-o7Review Nudge — B5-o7▶
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Yo Dude! *squeak*
B5-o7 here just doing a quick check in. Your order should have landed by now and I just wanted to make sure everything got to you okay and you are stoked with what you got.
So hey — the boss mentioned it would be super cool if you had a sec to drop a review over on the holonet marketplace. Like it seriously helps other travelers find the shop and it means a lot to the whole operation out here on the outskirts. *creeeeak*
You don't have to write anything long, Bro. Even just a quick transmission goes a long way. And if something is not right just hit us back and we will sort it out, no stress.
Okay yeah — that is basically it from me. Hope your order was everything you wanted, Dude. It was real nice doing business with you.
Catch you later!
'Till the Spires!
— B5-o7 | Black Spire Sabers
✦ BessiReview Nudge — Bessi▶
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Well Rising Moons, Traveler!
Bessi here, just checkin' in to make sure everything arrived in good shape and that you are happy with your order. I been keepin' an eye on the tracking and it looks like Hondo's crew actually came through for once. I'll admit I am a little surprised every single time.
Now the boss don't ask for much, but he did mention — real casual-like — that a kind word over on the holonet marketplace goes a real long way for a small operation like ours. It helps other travelers find their way to our humble outpost and it keeps the First Order procurement droids from snoopin' around our business. Which we all appreciate greatly.
So if you got a minute and your purchase made you smile, we sure would love to hear about it. And if somethin' ain't right, you just transmission us back and we will make it right. That is a Bessi promise. Which, for the record, I keep better than Hondo keeps his.
Thanks a whole bunch, Traveler. May the Spires keep you!
'Till the Spires!
~Bessi | Black Spire Sabers
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Bright Suns, Traveler!
I am B0-n35 — Bones — and I am reaching out to ensure your order arrived safely and that you are entirely satisfied with your commission from Black Spire Sabers!
If you have a moment, a kind word on the holonet marketplace would mean a tremendous amount to this operation. I say that not merely because the Master of the Forge asked me to mention it — though he did — but because I genuinely believe in what is being made here on the outskirts of Black Spire Outpost and I want other travelers to find their way to us.
A glowing commendation or a report of any concerns — we welcome both. Your honest feedback helps us improve and helps fellow travelers make informed decisions. That is, I think, rather important.
Should anything be less than perfect with your order, please do not hesitate to reach out immediately. We will put it right. That is not a platitude, Traveler. That is a promise.
It has been a genuine honour serving you!
'Till the Spires!
~B0-n35 | Black Spire Sabers
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Sal0tation: Bright Suns, Trav3ler.
Statement: I am HK-M3. I was once tasked with missions of considerable consequence. I now follow up on delivered cargo to solicit customer feedback. I perform this task with the same efficiency I applied to my previous assignments. My standards do not change regardless of the mission parameters.
Inf0rmational: Your order has been delivered. My tracking protocols confirm this. I am now required to ask whether you are satisfied with your purchase and to encourage you to leave a review on the holonet marketplace. My master believes these reviews help other travelers find the shop and improve its standing. He is correct. Accurate intelligence about reliable operations is valuable. I am relaying that intelligence request to you now.
0bservation: If anything about your order is unsatisfactory you are encouraged to transmit back to the outpost immediately. The Master of the Forge and his team will address it. I have observed them do so. They are thorough. More thorough than most 0rganics I have encountered. That is notable.
Cl0sing Salut@tion: My master requires positivity. It was a genuine operational pleasure to track your cargo, Trav3ler. I hope your acquisition serves you well. And I hope your enemies' tracking systems are considerably less sophisticated than mine were.
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Bright Suns, Traveler.
I am reaching out personally to make sure your order arrived safely and that you are satisfied with what you received from Black Spire Sabers.
Running a small operation on the outskirts of Batuu means that every order matters and every customer matters. You trusted us with your credits and I want to make sure that trust was well placed. If it was — a review on the holonet marketplace goes a long way. It helps other travelers find their way to us and it keeps this operation alive and growing.
If anything was not right, I want to know. Not because I have to ask, but because I genuinely care about the work that leaves this workshop and I will always make it right if it falls short.
Either way — thank you, Traveler. For your patronage, for your trust, and for taking the time to read this transmission from a small forge on the outskirts of Black Spire Outpost.
May the Spires keep you, always.
~M@++
~~Master Slicer / Engineering Coder / Master of the Forge
Black Spire Sabers
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Rising SunsGood morning
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Farewells
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FarewellFarewell, Traveler
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BonesRelics · Blue
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